are you a call girl?

1:51 am

so are you a call girl now?

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-"are you a call girl now?"

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1:56 am

-WTF?

are you a call girl?

-a what?

oh god! what would you gays do without me...

you don't know what a call girl is?

-I wouldn't be asking...

an escort.

-What?! FUCK YOU!

that would be the point.

2:04 am

so is that a no?

-LOL. No! asshole!

hmmmm? ok.

-why?

just wondering, cuz i was looking for one

-why?

what else would i be looking for an escort for?

-oh. but why ask me?

because you had mentioned how you were waiting to be picked up by your cab,

and no one takes cabs in la. specially picked up by one, unless you are being hired

and because of other subtleties....

so you wouldn't become my call girl?

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so is that a no?

-No!

ok. you realize that this is the second time you say no to me?